Neato Magazine: So, tell us about your latest endeavor, Stan. The fans are dying to hear all about what you're up to lately after the last blockbuster, Giveacare III. Rumors are floating around that you've entered the RPG genre and that your latest project is a take on Dungeons&Dragons©.
Stan Fakegame from Fakegame Entertainment: Well, first let me say that it's an honor to be here. All of my staff reads Neato like it's going out of style! (laughs) But seriously, yes, I'm here to admit that we're abandoning the Giveacare franchise for something new and fresh. It has a lot of RPG elements and some of them are very similar to D&D©.
NM: It sounds interesting, tell us more.
SF: Well, at the core of the game is a solid foundation based on an age-old challenge of the mind. The elements of the game are based on Rock-Paper-Scissors.
NM: Fascinating! In what way?
SF: You see, Scissors becomes weapons --- swords, axes and such. Paper becomes magic, encompassing scrolls and whatever else you can imagine. Rock is the armor and shield, the protective element.
NM: I see, so swordsmen slice spellcasters, spellcasters cover heavy armor troops, heavy armor troops crush swordsmen.
SF: Oh, no, that's actually not what it's like at all. I guess it's not like Rock-Paper-Scissors.